"What The Dunk":The Ultimate In Nike Skateboard Shoes

Nike took swatches of their ten best-selling shoes and slapped them on one pair. Each side of the shoes is completely different.

Although Nike made only 188 pairs in the world, there are millions of counterfeit pairs out there: trust me, I learned this the hard and very expensive way. But now, thanks to Mr. Man, I have an authentic pair of my own.

They are the butt-ugliest (and most expensive) pair of shoes I've ever owned. But I love them, cuddle them at night, and guard them with my life. And they're AWESOME.

(To Grumpy Old Man: wink!)