Sick And Twisted You Are.

The reality lives up to the hype: Millennium Force at CedarPoint Park is by far, the best rollercoaster I have ever been on. It relentlessly and shamelessly throws you into so many drops, dips, and G-Force turns that you mercifully scream and beg to plant your feet back down on still ground.

I have never been on a coaster with such monstrously frightening power. In the tunnels, it roared like a dragon whose only purpose in life was to wreak havoc on your pitiful soul. I yelled and screamed the whole time going at such head-spinning speed that my drool, spit, and slobber was surely hitting the passenger behind me.

I walked away crying (seriously!) The adrenaline rush sent to every cell in my body was so intoxicating that I mustered what courage I had left and rode it again later that evening.

("monstrously": is that even a word?)