The Incredible Shrinking Filipino

Bizzare. Bazaar. For kicks and giggles, I decided to weigh myself in the morning after I get up.

Monday: 103 pounds
Tuesday: 102 pounds
Today: 100 pounds

What's up with that? I've had baked ziti loaded with cheese (cooked perfectly by the way), turkey and swiss sandwiches with mayo, Uno's prima pepperoni pizza, potato chips, Cheez-Its, and ice cream sandwiches.

What am I supposed to eat? A whole turkey and roasted pig?