What the heck?

Someone keeps stealing our laundry! I mean it! The past few times I went to do the wash, I noticed things were missing. The other day it was a face washcloth. Today I put six earplugs in the wash (I sleep with earplugs in every night, so they get a little dirty, or waxy I should say) and when I came back, they were all missing.

But why this thief is so clever is because we have our own washer and dryer.