Episode III: Revenge Of The Sick

Sick for three days now I have been (in Yoda language). I've been laying around and eating all day like Jabba.

Thanks to my sister "Lita" and Booboo, I took a Sudafed today which helped. (Oh my word! Australia actually has Sudafed! But it wasn't a wee little red pill like in the States- it was big and blue. Maybe it was Viagra.)

Who was the Phantom Menace who gave me this cold?