Crappy Meal?!

Pinch me because I think I'm dreaming. McDonald's is all over the news for launching a "Happy Meal for Adults". What's going to be the toy? Although CNN reports that it comes with a salad, water, and pedometer, other sources say it has 15 minute workouts on DVD.

Ronald, you're a fry short of a Happy Meal- adult toys are found in a smutty bookstore.