Uncle Ernie!

My sister, Ellen and brother-in=law are pregnant! 15 weeks! I am going to spoil that thang senseless until I'm centless.

I got to hear the heartbeat over the weekend: "Blom blom blom blom blom" (very fast).

Would I rather them have a boy or a girl? That's unimportant to me. What's "of the essence" is that I school that baby hard in baby fashion and style.

Let's start with rule #1: Designer diaper bag + Bugaboo stroller > one month's salary.