Ahoy matey!

Well, adding insult to injury, my legally blind right eye now has an ulcer growing on the surface. Despite a regimen of eyedrops to keep the eye moisturized, it's still not enough to keep the cornea properly lubricated.

So the doctor took a bunch of antibiotic, squeezed it all over my eyeball, and taped it closed to promote healing. If that don't work, they are going to SEW THE EYE SHUT and keep it that way until it gets better.

That's stuff straight out of a sci-fi movie!