Wealth.

On Easter Sunday, I got so many Easter presents I felt like I won the Showcase Showdown on "The Price Is Right."

Spoken in the tone of Rich Fields, the exaggerated and annoyingly excited voiceover for "The Price Is Right:"

"Ernie, your Showcase Showdown begins with two pairs of boxer shorts from Calvin Klein! Soft and supple, they're there on the double! Calvin Klein- nothing comes between you and your Calvins!

And of course, two pairs of boxers wouldn't be complete without a spring jacket from The North Face! Perfect for the spring season, whether it's sunny or rainy outdoors, this two layer jacket will have you ready for either damp or sunny weather! North Face- Never Stop Exploring!

And who wouldn't wear a new jacket without a brand new pair of shoes from...Prada! Perfectly sized for your feet, this pair of Pradas is outfitted with plum-colored patent leather accents, making you appear totally crazy and completely colorblind! Prada- coulda', shoulda', Prada!

Finally, with all your new clothes ready for an adventure, you're ready to go to ROME AND VENICE! You and the person that gave you this showdown will fly to Rome and Venice and stay eight days and seven nights in the month of May, drinking espresso in cafes and eating gelato as you walk around trying to find the Pope!

All this is yours, and because it is a gift, The Price Is Right!"