Help Wanted: Babysitter

Are you good at handling children?

Do you enjoy whining and crying?

If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, we are looking for you!

We are searching for self-motivated and enthusiastic individuals to take care of a lonely filipino boy whose partner went out of the country for the entire month of August. A background in eating yummy food. shopping, and complaining when things don't work out is a plus but not required. This job opportunity includes flexible hours, cruel critiquing of everyone else and absolutely zero wages!

Location- anywhere fun: the mall, beach, or Las Vegas
Days and hours- any day(s) in August, as long as it involves margaritas, shopping, or going to the movies

**Please, no resumes for this job: e-mail or phone calls only.**