Are The Rumors True?

Ernie Deomampo Jr., of all the most unread people on the entire planet, allegedly went to a filipino store yesterday and bought a book.

Not only that, unconfirmed sources claim he actually picked it up and started to read it.

An unidentified shopper saw him pick out a book from Lauren Weisberger, author of The Devil Wears Prada. The chick-lit novel, called Everyone Worth Knowing, is "deliciously entertaining," according to Life magazine.

Ernie's spokesperson could not be reached to confirm the strange behavior Ernie is said to be demonstrating. Paparazzi is trying hard to actually get a photo but has been unable to locate him in the jungle.