Jacked-Up Gym

If you think you're gym is old and tired (not the people), you ain't seen nothing yet.

I went to the nearby gym in the jungle- it ain't a gym, it's a gymnasium.

There was no air-conditioning, the oldest, rust-covered equipment, and dirt everywhere. No locker rooms for changing clothes.

I complained to the attendant that it was too hot so he said I could remove my shirt. I went ahead and showed off my bony, skinny self.