Junkie

I honestly feel like my body will not sleep or rest on its own unless I summon two powerfully addictive sleeping aids- Ambien CR or Hydrocodone, a derivative of Vicodin, the one you hear stars and singers get addicted to.

Sometimes, I pop one at night and that's all I need. But I used them both, and I'm stil awake. It doesn't make sense. The worst part of this is that who knows what else wil be brought to my attention- Viagra for the pipes downstirs? Ensure to gain weight? Human Growth Hormone to exhibit filipino roid rage?

NO. I'm already scared of these two sleeping pills. I'm half tempted to flush them down the toilet and recommit myself to the basics of good sleep hygiene that I've always preached about.

Someone! Whack me over the head with a bag of Bathing Ape shirts!