Oh Yeah, I'm An Uncle.

Reporting live from Brooklyn is Ernie Deomampo:

"Folks, I ain't going to bore you with the usual "Honestly, she is the cutest baby in the world!" Or "Aww, look at that green poo! It's so cute!" Or "She's got your nose!"

Rather than discuss being an uncle right now, I'd rather discuss fatherhood. I have a choice: Kevin Paul (whom I call Ronald McDonald. I mean, look at that hair!) or Kirstin Johanna (whom I call "Frizzhead".

Who do you like better? Please let me know."