Poor Taste

Some people who can see well don't realize they have no taste.

I can't see (well) and I realized I don't have much taste either. That is, taste of food.

Over the weekend, I noticed that the food I ate tasted different: popcorn wasn't buttery or salty, ice cream tasted bland, and orange juice wasn't sweet.

Yesterday, I ate a Krispy Kreme doughnut and it tasted like sand. I called my doctor. Apparently, one of the brain tumors damaged my sphenoid sinus, numbing the taste buds near and around the tup of my tongue. Now my food tastes like I have a cold.

What's next? My hearing? Sense of touch? Taste in fashion?

In conclusion, when life gives you lemons and the lemons taste bland, buy a tasty piece of Prada.