Those Are *So* Not Pradas

Everyone wants to believe the urban myth that the Pope wears Prada.

Even I can tell they're not.

A trusted source from ABC-TV this morning confirmed that Pope Benedict XVI's infamous red shoes that are believed to be "personally ordered and custom made from Prada in Milan" is completely false: rather, the shoes come from a trusted cobbler in Italy whose family lines has crossed in history with the Pope's family.

Sorry to burst that blessing.