My New Nickname

It all started as a joke between Paul, Ellen, and my brother-in-law, Andrew.

We were all together hanging out talking about how I was too thin. Ellen said that we should come up with a nickname for me.

Someone yelled "Fatso!"

Another said "Mr. Skinny!"

I thought about it for a second and then blurted out "Ribs."

Everyone laughed uncontrollably. And just like one dipped in honey BBQ sauce, "Ribs" stuck ever since.