Ladies And Gentlemen...

It's "The Ernie's Guide To Rehoboth Beach!"

Picture #1- #10 New Castle, a beachhouse where Ernie and Paul stayed for many years during Memorial Day weekend (This is what it looks like now. It used to be a cute little dump.)

Picture #2- Blue Moon, *the* bar. Before men show up here, they moisturize to cover up sunburn from their hungover afternoon in the sun.

Picture #3- Hey, Blue Moon's empty! Where's everyone? They're still at home moisturizing!

Picture #4- Lingo's Market, where the checkout ladies are 100 years old, blind, and deaf

Picture #5- Ready everyone?! One, Two, Three! "Neeeeeeeecolaah!"