Wednesday, June 20, 2007

No Glutes, No Glory

The other morning, I noticed that my track pants kept sliding down and wouldn't stay on my waist. I thought that it was because the synthetic material made them slide down my shorts.

Wrong. It was because I have no butt to hold the pants up at my waist.

Ernie, you're such a hypocrite! You've said things like:

*"The problem with so many men is all they work out their upper body, and do nothing for their legs and butt."

*"Uggh. That guy's a bullfrog! Huge upper torso, big arms, but no butt and legs."

*"Typical. Tight t-shirt, buttless jeans."

I weigh 113 pitiful pounds, and do everything I can at the gym to work on my glutes. I squat, I do lunges, but now I guess I'm one of those guys.

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