Ground-Hogwash

Hope you like fur, because I'm going huntin' and paying a visit to Punxsutawney Phil, the official critter for Groundhog's Day.

On February 2nd, Phil the groundhog did not see his shadow, predicting that spring would arrive early this year.

Phil, you overweight wanna-be a beaver, it's nearly the middle of March, five weeks after your pesty prediction, and I'm in freezing cold record-breaking temperatures here in DC. You better be right very soon, or I'm getting an exterminator to pour gas down your rodent burrow to make sure you ain't predicting a thing next year.