A Joke I Heard Recently

Mahatma Gandhi is known to everyone as the famous tibetan monk. He rarely wore shoes or slippers, making the soles of his feet very hard and rough. Gandhi, fully committed to self-sufficiency, ate small vegetarian meals making him thin with little muscle, and quite frail. Unfortunately, this simple diet is what led him to have bad breath.

He is a super-callous fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.