No She Di'int

The Washington Blade, D.C.'s fag rag (gay newspaper), has a section called the "Bitch Session" where readers can anonymously submit a complaint about anything or anyone. If it's caddy enough, it gets published so that all the world can read about it.

Here are a few I liked from the last paper I picked up:

"When your 'baggage' occupies its own stool at the bar, it's kind of hard to talk to you."

"Bitch, it's not that I want to steal your husband. I'll settle for just borrowing his incredible body for frequent amazing sex. Meanwhile, you'll still have the vicious drama all to yourself!"

And my favorite:

"Why do all the people in Prada ads look dead?"