Overweight Baggage

Whenever I travel, I always end up overpacking.

So did the three people seated near me on my flight this morning. They were horrifically overweight. Aw, screw it. They were fat.

They were so uncomfortable, yet they pretended to be just fine (because there were three enormously giant, roly-poly pink elephants in the room.)

Conspiracy theory: the check-in counter people did it intentionally to make the other passengers giggle in delight.