It "Cracks" Me Up!

Besides water, do you know what other shortage they have here in Sydney?

Underwear. You know how I know? Because I see (ahem) butt crack everywhere. And it's not that I purposely search for it, it's everywhere- men at the gym, women at the restaurants, even people just walking around.

My friends here call it "coin slot" or "piggy bank". Very appropriate.