Hold the gold...

at least in my opinion.

What is up with some men and gold chains? For some Asians, it's fine. And I think some men from Vietnam or Thailand, it's a standard thing. Kind of like wearing a watch. Great.

But you know where it looks horrible? On American men.

Take for instance the boys on the posters at an Abercrombie store. There is nothing finer pleasing to the eye than looking at those tan, shirtless, and dreamy models. (Woof.) No gold chains.

Jake Gylenhall: no blechh arond his neck.

Ryan Seacrest: nope.

Keep the bling for the Asian things- it goes better with their skin.