Oh Boy.

Goin' to an all-you-can-eat buffet tonight. Included on the menu is a heap of filipino food prepared by a 5 star chef from the Philippines. (I think Filipino 5 star means "he washed his hands").

I'm prepared: I went on a run I called "The Hey! You're Eating A Buffet Tonight! Run", got the bib (towel, blanket whatever) around my neck, and wearing the finest pair of my moomoo pants.

On your marks, get set, GO and GET OUTTA' MY WAY FOR THE DESSERT TABLE.