Review Of The Super Bowl:

Cardinals lost.

Review of the Super Bowl Commercials:
Top Picks according to USA Today's Ad Meter:
1. Doritos "Crystal Ball"
2. Budweiser "Circus Love"
3. Budweiser "Horse Learns Fetch"
4. Bridgestone Tires "Potato Heads"
5. Doritos "Magical Power Bites"

My favorite commercial went a little somethin' like 'dis:

"If you hate going to work ("auuugh!"),
your co-workers don't respect you ("hey dummy."),
you wish you were somewhere else,
you cry constantly,
you daydream of punching small animals ("oh dear!"),
and you sit next to this guy,
it's probably time."

Click here to watch it yourself.