"Air" Turbulence

Oh, poor lady.

A passenger on a flight from DC to Texas got up to use the bathroom. In order to prevent others from smelling what she "did", she lit four matches, causing the plane to make an emergency landing in Tennessee.

Poor thing.

What's worse: after the plane was considered safe and ready to take off again, the woman was not allowed to reboard.

Sad, sad lady.

At least the press withheld her name.