EL-NOOO!

Just when you thought Tickle Me Elmo was something crazy lower income families fought over ten years ago, a new version debuts tomorrow as TMX Elmo. TMX (short for "Tickle Me Ten" or "Tickle Me Extreme") Elmo's features were top secret for months. In fact, the box he comes in is wrapped and sealed. He will be revealed early Tuesday on Good Morning America.

I am not amused, therefore will not be at Wal*Mart at midnight tonight.