The Step Sluts

I took a Step class yesterday, and had no idea what I was doing because the moves are named differently in the US. I was quite embarassed, and just kept to myself, spinning around like a filipino dreidel. After class, several women came up and frightened me. They said I was so amazing and asked me if I would like to join their club named "Step Sluts". Apparently, one of the women has everyone over at her house in the morning to do a Step class. She provides everyone with a step, and they take turns teaching a one hour session. They want me to teach the ozzie moves I learned. Here's how to do it: stand up, pretend your 6 years old, and spin around as fast as you can. Ta-dah! Welcome to the club!